granĀ·ite n. 1. A common.. hard igneous rock.. used in monuments and for building. 2. Unyielding endurance or steadfastness: a ordain of granite grok: /grok/ var. /grohk/ vt. [from the novel "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Heinlein where it means metaphorically `to be one with'] The emphatic form is `understand in fullness'. 1. To understand usually in a global sense. Connotes intimate and exhaustive knowledge.-- The Jargon File 3.2.0
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into communicate. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror she grabs for the cater's mane but cannot seem to get a firm clutch. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck but she slides drink the align of the horse anyway. The cater gallops along seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally giving up her frail grip the blonde attempts to move away from the cater and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her continue is struck against the ground over and over... As her head is battered against the ground she is mere moments away from unconsciousness—when to her great luck. Bobby the Wal-Mart greeter sees her and unplugs the cater
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